Elizabeth. 26. Girl. New York City.
"I just like liking things." - Abed Nadir
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>> Books read, 2013 <<

scorntrooper:

getting emails from Pottermore is like getting a hopeful facebook message at 2am from a dude you maybe went for drinks with once, two years ago, before you realised he was hideously boring 

Apr 19th at 2AM / via: snazzamazza / op: scorntrooper / reblog / 144 notes

Maybe we can find a place together.

(Source: ohnoblaine)

Apr 19th at 2AM / via: ussbonerprise / op: ohnoblaine / reblog / 253 notes
Hey girl.

Hey girl.

Apr 18th at 11PM / reblog / 2 notes

To the like 10 people that just followed me over that Sara Quin picture: I like Tegan & Sara, but I almost never post anything about them. You’re better off following my BFF UssBonerprise, who is the true rabid fangirl.

Apr 18th at 10PM / reblog / 3 notes
Ahh, the root of my entire TV obsession.

Ahh, the root of my entire TV obsession.

Apr 18th at 8PM / reblog / 2 notes
NBD, I just walked past Sara Quin in Penn Station and now Erin will never forgive me.

NBD, I just walked past Sara Quin in Penn Station and now Erin will never forgive me.

Apr 18th at 6PM / reblog / 272 notes

Dad always said this town could wreck a person. It’s what happens when you’re playing a rigged game. I convinced myself ‘winning’ meant getting out but in what world do you get to leave the ring and declare victory? This is where I belong, in the fight. It’s who I am. I’ve rolled around in the mud for so long, wash me clean and I don’t recognise myself. So, how about I just accept the mud and the tendency I have to find myself rolling in it?

My name is Veronica and I’m an addict.
Hello Veronica. 

(Source: pagets)

Apr 18th at 2PM / via: ashalee / op: pagets / reblog / 1,442 notes

↳ brotp : peter + mindy

(Source: mindyproject)

Apr 18th at 12PM / via: falulatonks / op: mindyproject / reblog / 742 notes

(Source: klinchel)

Apr 18th at 1AM / via: ussbonerprise / op: klinchel / reblog / 930 notes

You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

(Source: fwips)

Apr 18th at 1AM / via: swamiface / op: fwips / reblog / 31,795 notes

heathyr:

i like how when black widow takes a shower or wets her hair or whatever at falcon’s place her hair’s all wavy but she later has ruler straight hair, like does falcon own a straightener just to make his guests comfortable because that’s lovely

I don’t think I know a single person that didn’t wonder about this as soon as they saw her straight hair. Like, I’ve had conversations with many many different people about this.

Apr 18th at 1AM / via: andthisisthewonder / op: heathyr / reblog / 7,107 notes

that-leftycurse:

2014 Recipe For A Good Marvel Film:

Take one hot guy named Chris and add a talking raccoon with a gun.

Apr 18th at 1AM / via: andthisisthewonder / op: that-leftycurse / reblog / 13,625 notes
Tommy … who I tried to kiss. I tried to kiss my half-brother.

(Source: felicity-smoakqueen)

Apr 18th at 1AM / via: sonni89 / op: felicity-smoakqueen / reblog / 780 notes

(Source: jakesjohnson)

Apr 18th at 1AM / via: sonni89 / op: jakesjohnson / reblog / 3,602 notes