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the good wife | the last call

the good wife | the last call

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Apr 23rd at 12PM / via: fnchs / op: karamelka / reblog / 475 notes

"Just tell the truth." →

ICYMI, I wrote about Mad Men last night. And I worked hella hard on it, so you should probably go read it.

Apr 23rd at 12AM / reblog / 1 note
amindyproject:

I’M GONNA PUKE

amindyproject:

I’M GONNA PUKE

Apr 23rd at 12AM / via: ussbonerprise / op: amindyproject / reblog / 825 notes
Anonymous: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

Apr 23rd at 12AM / via: falulatonks / op: officialchelso / reblog / 29,293 notes

“Women in their multitudes is something that needs to be seen more than men in their multitudes.”

Graeme Manson, regarding whether he ever considered a male lead for Orphan Black (x)

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Apr 23rd at 12AM / via: poptimism / op: neolution / reblog / 4,050 notes

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

Apr 22nd at 10PM / via: bonesymcdeadpants / op: thejadedkiwano / reblog / 126,457 notes

The only thing that scares me is getting through ‘Who Are You Now?’ It’s the last song and I always think about him when I sing it.

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Apr 22nd at 10PM / via: ussbonerprise / op: corymonteith / reblog / 4,799 notes

trelkez:

onionhighonionandrenown:

how-i-met-my-otp:

mysweetcupoftea:

HIMYM AU: Barney finds out that Robin works for S.H.I.E.L.D as Agent Hill (Part 1)

They’re mixing two different universes together and yet it still makes waaay more sense than the finale.

….you know what, it really does.

HIMYM finale headcanon accepted. And then they pretend to get divorced and Robin/Maria distances herself from her friends and a couple years later someone captures footage of Maria Hill during a big superhero battle and she has to come clean to everybody and THEY ALL RESUME BEING FRIENDS AND NONE OF THE REST OF THE FINALE HAPPENS and also, later, the group accidentally meets the Avengers, and Barney spends the entire time convinced Tony is hitting on Robin (which Tony plays into to screw with him) and Lily, Tracy and Natasha disappear somewhere to bond and Steve is both charmed and weirded out by Marshall and Ted is left to try and socialize with Clint, who just sits there quietly letting Ted dig himself a deeper and deeper hole as his questions and overtures get more and more awkward. 

And Robin/Maria is all, “I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. I KNEW IT. KNOCK THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. YES, YOU.”

So Tony lets Barney off the hook and Barney immediately starts awkwardly fanboying all over him, and Clint lets Ted off the hook and cracks up and Ted is all “wait what you have a facial expression?!

And Robin/Maria goes to find Natasha and drink until the whole thing is over. Never again. This is never happening ever again. (It happens again.)

Apr 22nd at 4PM / via: swamiface / op: mysweetcupoftea / reblog / 26,251 notes

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

Apr 22nd at 12PM / via: dearchristen / op: magnacarterholygrail / reblog / 73,632 notes

"Just tell the truth." →

HEY! LOOK! I WROTE ABOUT MAD MEN!

Apr 21st at 11PM / reblog / 3 notes

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

Apr 21st at 9PM / via: ussbonerprise / op: psiioniic / reblog / 75,133 notes

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